Which High School Science Teacher Are You?

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November 4, 2025

Which High School Science Teacher Are You?

Find out which high school Science teacher you are most like!

Which of the following best describes you? Loves sports, hilarious Nerdy, silly, wry, positive Bespoke, equanimous, funny Detail minded, considerate Hydrated, won't say no to a snack, sarcastic, a little geeky Animal lover, kind, TOTAL science geek Stomach of steel (can eat just about anything without getting sick)

What is your favourite element on the periodic table? Carbon Hydrogen Iron Neodymium Uranium AH! The element of surprise Uranium again because it's just so cool (largest stable naturally found element after a star exploded!!!)

What is your favourite cell organelle? Ribosomes - they're so efficient! Vesicles because they are cute little membrane sacs Golgi apparatus - the cell's post office The vault (unknown function) Mitochondria Nucleus (DNA and genes are dope) Chloroplasts - they turn sunlight into snacks, basically magic

What is your favourite scientific formula? Heisenberg's uncertainty principle F(net) = m a C7H8N4O2 (Theobromine is a main compound in chocolate) Coulombs Law C6H12O6 The universal gravitational force formula F=Gmm/r2 H2O (So simple yet so complex!!!)

What is your favourite type of flora or fauna? Squirrels because they are tiny, fluffy ninjas with a peanut addiction Homosapiens Coral Capybara Dogs (plants aren't really my thing) Cocos nucifera (coconut) Frangipani because they create the most beautiful aromatic molecules West Coast sea otters

What is your favourite thing to do in your free time? Cooking Paddling so I can marvel at how the bioluminescence glows in the dark every time our paddle strikes the water Play NYT games Travelling to new places Hiking Read, listen to music Spending quality time with family

How do you like your coffee or tea? Coffee with oat milk Hot latte Iced latte Tea - no sugar, on ice Milk tea Espresso with a splash of milk Pour over conical filter, 15g light roast single origin coffee, fairly coarse grind (~ 800 microns), single bloom with 45 g water at 87°C to 93°C for 1 min, then add 205 g water at 87°C to 93°C, oxygenate and serve black

Lastly, who is your favourite scientist? Tsuneko Okazaki Tom Dayspring (Lipidologist) Richard Feynman - great scientist and a great educator Aristotle DP Physics students! Jane Goodall Michael Faraday - what an incredible life story!

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Which High School Science Teacher Are You?

Which High School Science Teacher Are You?

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